My Poor Baby, God

My friend grimaced. She had just pulled the rubber band circling her wrist and let it snap.
"Why do you keep doing that?" I asked.
"Oh, I use it to remind myself to listen to you and not let my thoughts wander."

Okay, that didn't really happen but how would you feel if your friend said that to you?

I heard someone teach that it's a good idea to get on your knees when you pray because it's uncomfortable and then you will keep your mind on God.

Me and God had a little cry this morning about that.